frases celebres de fics parte 1

Me gusta leer fics y a veces hay frases tan grandiosas que las guardo en un block de notas para la posteridad (y para reirme un buen rato). Ahora lo comparto con la humanidad y obvio que todos son de la otp (y de teen wolf, de L'arc ya no leo buu). Ah y puse en algunos los links -de los que pude encontrar- pero hay algunos fics que son super malos o super perturbantes perdón.




"and the domesticity of the whole thing hit him like a ton of bricks" (x)

"Derek looks between them, clearly thinking it’s way too early for this shit. Stiles knows that feeling. Stiles is considering writing a concept album about that feeling, maybe Derek will join his band. “  (x)

“Are you Blue Steel-ing me right now?” (x)

"Peter sighs his ‘why must I deal with the plebes’ sigh. "

""You okay?" she asks immediately, because she's Allison and she's like an emotional shaman, in tune with the earth and how everyone's feeling"

"You're not about to go all alpha male on my first kiss, are you? Because that isn't attractive."

"He doesn’t come back but he does throw a smile over his shoulder that has Stiles’ heart doing a samba in his chest"

"(homemade lasagna and salad, because both involve lots of violent chopping of vegetables and Stiles needed the outlet. He’s pretty sure he actually scared Boyd)." (x)

"I thought Lydia was stupidly out of my league, back when I had a crush on her. But you're, like, I dunno, a completely different sport. On a planet on the other side of the universe."(x)

"Lydia was to lies as sharks were to blood in the water."

"Not that Derek wants to bite him or anything. Definitely not in any X-rated ways."

"God, even his interior monologue is starting to sound like Stiles."

" Because clearly, vaginas aren’t genitals. They are labyrinths." (x)

“We co-own a cat and I’ve got four twelve-packs of your favorite iced tea in my pantry. Can we please start having sex now so this relationship finally makes sense?” (x)

" He consoles himself with that fact that during other times, unrealistically pretty people like Derek would’ve been offered up as sacrifices to the gods" (x)
“Shut up or I’ll cut your seat belt and drivethe car into a tree.” (x)

"Derek feels like one of those fail-hard white people in late-night informercials "

"Holy Jesus Buddha God. Isis. Krishna. Allah. Jove. Protect me, powers that be, he prays, although he doesn’t think they’ll listen, given the fact that they didn’t save him from working the streets."

"somehow in the last year Melissa McCall has decided Derek is a responsible enough adult to be entrusted with a house full of teenage boys."

"just happens to be a super-hot, super cranky dude with epically expressive eyebrows and cheekbones and a jawline that would make Michelangelo weep"